*Disclaimer*
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For the sake of those who may either take the information available on the pages of this particular Website way more seriously than is intended or for those who either or both may have a lawsuit-happy tendency or whom may have an entitlement complex*(1) of some nature (or, whatever), this is to properly inform, warn and give public notice that this entire site and all of its pages are devoted to the art of humor (extremely dry rather, as is practiced on this site), spoofing, satire-(via link provided on another satire site, here), lampooning, sarcasm, parody and wit-(3a) in all their forms as it specifically concerns blog addiction, blog addicts, blogaholism and blogaholics ... as well as anything so related: i.e., to say in my own fashion and choice of words:
No, to the best of my knowledge, no such place as the Central Vermont Blog Addiction Rehab Treatment Center exists anywhere else but on this particular Website or within my imagination and my use of humor or what others may express in their own style; though I surely wish something like it were real for that matter.*(2)
All I can say is that both humor and blogging have been very good medicine and, more like good and loyal friends at times actually, if you will; and, it also helps in sharing it with others who might, at the very least, feel or possess some degree of understanding of the same.
In fact, this page is loaded with some of the same (as mentioned above) as well.
Besides remember, the day suggested on the faq page (# 5.) concerning [emphasis mine, of course]:
5. Who do I contact and how do I proceed in order to do an intake for enrolling in your treatment program?
As there are many people currently seeking treatment for blog addictions and we only have a very limited amount of treatment slots as well as recovery being a slow and involved process, we have a lengthy and growing waiting list.
Our annual intake process is held on April 1st of each year.
Please ask us again next April 1st and we will let you know then.
-- is, yes you guessed it, April Fools! Day, which -- if I can manage to remember to do so -- will be duly noted somewhere on the Website on and for that day only of course.
However, if anything on this particular Website and its pages should happen to prove offensive to any visitor to this particular site in any fashion whatsoever, please feel free to exercise your right not to continue reading anything further, ignoring everything you may have perceived as being offensive among that which you have already read up until now as well as not to revisit this particular site again.
*(1): e.g., (here)
In psychodynamic psychiatry, entitlement usually refers to an unreasonable expectation or unfounded claim. An example is a person with narcissistic personality disorder who feels deserving of preferred status and special treatment even though there is no apparent justification for such treatment.
*(2): i.e., in my own words:
As I would like to have somewhere of my own to live (i.e., be housed once again) and, that has always been a fact. Though my problem probably has been that I have never held a sense of entitlement about it or much else either, as this just is not in keeping with my style, personality, instincts, spirit or my principles, what is left remaining of these anyway.
If you have managed to make it this far and you still are chuckling somehow, even if you haven't a clue as to why (me either really [smile]), I both join as well as sincerely applaud you.
And, if indeed you are, thank you for reading and having a good and healthy sense of humor as well as never taking anything too seriously, except for what and when it is of course most important to truly do so (and, whatever that may be, it is for each and every individual to figure out for themselves).
This particular Web page was last updated on Saturday, October 16, 2004
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